lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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timetravelanddonuts:

Bunnies object to studying because it takes time away from bunnies.

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This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

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f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

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Swap It Out (Empty Arena Effect)
Justin Bieber
Music journals

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Party In The U.S.A (Bangerz Tour Studio Version)
Miley Cyrus
Bangerz Tour