asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via dulect)


3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
Me: Cannabis
3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
Me: Bruh

scorpiah:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

(via heliolisk)




zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

image

(via dulect)


largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via coluring)


rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via coluring)


profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(via chickenuqqet)


habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via crystallized-teardrops)